Simen-moment

Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things

"He just stared at the window for like 10minutes!"
"yeah he must hav had a simen-moment"

by OhMyGodItzLeo March 25, 2022

Dirty Simen

When you, your mother and your friend plays Texas poker but ends up having a ginger orgy.

You did such a dirty Simen.

by Kajfils February 14, 2022

pull a simen

When you’re a cunt to close friends.

Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.

Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.

Bro 2 pulled a simen.

by Brurmigo May 27, 2020

Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!

Smarte folk seier det. Fordi det er sant. I'm the king of the world!!
Yes Indeed.

Ein fyr: Kem e d der borte?
Ein anna fyr: Det er Simen.
Fin dame: Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!

by Per Ingolf January 15, 2004

Bjørn-Simen

Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.

- Son? Did you eat all the food?
- Yes, mom.
- You little son of a Bjørn-Simen

by Espen Grina March 09, 2020

Simen Løvik

A guy with a massive junk of 65.8 cm's and is extremely good at roasting. usually roasts a guy called christian.

1That guys badongadong is so huge!
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik

by TheM4ster0fUrbanM3m3's March 21, 2017

Simen

The name of kebabsimon. Everyone except RaggeHog knows why, it has apperaently got something to do with semen, and dating a girls... WTFFFFFF!!!! explain please!!

Simen kicked a football.
Simon got caught , thus he's now Simen?

by nfasfaoösfashifashfaf August 10, 2017