Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things
by OhMyGodItzLeo March 25, 2022
You did such a dirty Simen.
by Kajfils February 14, 2022
Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.
Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.
Bro 2 pulled a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.
Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.
Bro 2 pulled a simen.
by Brurmigo May 27, 2020
Ein fyr: Kem e d der borte?
Ein anna fyr: Det er Simen.
Fin dame: Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!
Ein anna fyr: Det er Simen.
Fin dame: Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!
by Per Ingolf January 15, 2004
Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!
Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
by OneGreatGod69420XD June 25, 2019
The name of kebabsimon. Everyone except RaggeHog knows why, it has apperaently got something to do with semen, and dating a girls... WTFFFFFF!!!! explain please!!
by nfasfaoösfashifashfaf August 10, 2017