Simen-moment

Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things

"He just stared at the window for like 10minutes!"
"yeah he must hav had a simen-moment"

by OhMyGodItzLeo March 25, 2022

Dirty Simen

When you, your mother and your friend plays Texas poker but ends up having a ginger orgy.

You did such a dirty Simen.

by Kajfils February 14, 2022

pull a simen

When you’re a cunt to close friends.

Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.

Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.

Bro 2 pulled a simen.

by Brurmigo May 27, 2020

Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!

Smarte folk seier det. Fordi det er sant. I'm the king of the world!!
Yes Indeed.

Ein fyr: Kem e d der borte?
Ein anna fyr: Det er Simen.
Fin dame: Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!

by Per Ingolf January 15, 2004

Simen Løvik

A guy with a massive junk of 65.8 cm's and is extremely good at roasting. usually roasts a guy called christian.

1That guys badongadong is so huge!
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik

by TheM4ster0fUrbanM3m3's March 21, 2017

simen

phasmophobia pro, and a good freind with

simen is great

by a23432423 December 17, 2021

Simen

Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!

Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!

by OneGreatGod69420XD June 25, 2019