Silent Greeting

An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.

Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"

by Garrbear570 July 13, 2011

Silent Glaze

A silent glaze is when you win a fight, but the other dudes friends glaze him so hard it seems like he won, even though he got his ass beat.

Bro I whooped him in a fight, but i got Silent Glazed so hard it seems like I lost.

by Gyr0z April 18, 2024

silent sound guy

A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.

Podcaster: God dammit Silent Sound Guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop! Don’t make me report you to HR, again!

by RealName47 December 29, 2021

The Silent Ass Gas Stare

When you silently pass gas and look over to the person next to you as if they did it

person 1~ OH MY GOD WHO STUNK UP THAT EVELAVATOR WE WHERE IN??

person 2~ I have no idea but it couldnt of been that one guy he was giving the silent ass gas stare

by Cookiemonster0003 October 7, 2009

mr. silent killer gas passer

Probably the most funniest song out there made by Budweiser, and even though it's only like a minute long, it's still worth listening to

this song never gets old

by d'fo April 2, 2004

silent sound guy

A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.

Podcaster: god dammit silent sound guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop!

by RealName47 December 29, 2021

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021