A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.
Hey! Do you think this definition is accurate?
What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?
No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!
No, I don't think it's accurate.
You're right to think that because it isn't.
What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?
No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!
No, I don't think it's accurate.
You're right to think that because it isn't.
by Hill Bicks May 03, 2016
Dude, you hooked up with a girl in alpha sigma tau last night? You better get yourself checked for A STd... those girls are nASTy.
by joelee123123 June 09, 2011
A bunch of fuckin' losers who mentally manipulate younger members in the name of "brotherhood". Avoid at all costs! Don't make the same mistake I did.
Some random-ass college guy: Yo, I just got a bid from this fuckin' cool group called Sigma Tau Gamma. They're like the dopest dudes around!
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
by Anon A. Loose November 04, 2019
Spending Daddy's Trillions" or "Suck Don't Talk" are only a couple of the nicknames of this nationally Jewish sorority. These sisters are the hottest, not to mention richest and best dressed, women on college campuses all over the United States. Passing the torch from generation to generation of future trophy wives, they will probably marry a Zeta Beta Tau or a doctor, lawyer or banker. Even though they are referred to as STDs they are not cum dumpster slutbag whores like the Delta Gammas and are DEFINITELY not cow stomach wannabe SDT bitches like the Tri Delts (but go ahead anyway and try Delt -- everyone else has). But seriously don't hate them because they're beautiful... hate them because your boyfriend thinks so. So don't be sad if you don't get a bid from them, they are simply out of your league.
Fratboy #1: Hey look at those Sigma Delta Tau girls, I heard they blow so much coke
Fratboy #2: Nah dude, you heard wrong, I heard they blow so much COCK
Fratboy #3: No man, you both got it wrong... they blow cash and wouldn't look twice at either of you
Fratboy #2: Nah dude, you heard wrong, I heard they blow so much COCK
Fratboy #3: No man, you both got it wrong... they blow cash and wouldn't look twice at either of you
by liz123456 May 23, 2009
by Peter "Deacon" Bakke July 30, 2006
by thetowsongirl April 20, 2011
Frat Guy 1: "I saw that one girl who sucked my dick last night at hillel"
Frat Guy 2: "Well she is in Sigma Delta Tau"
Frat Guy 2: "Well she is in Sigma Delta Tau"
by littlemsrantsalot August 28, 2018