schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023

Schmunguss

An all knowing being that controls everybody/the world

Hes acting so wack he might be possessed by the Schmunguss

by Schmunguss researcher April 26, 2023

Scrungus

An affectionate nonsense word referring to a happy domestic animal, most commonly a cat or dog

My cat is such a scrungus

by gayostioporosis February 9, 2023

scrungus

An elderly person that preys on young children.

Stay away from that old man, he looks like a scrungus

by I've_no_idea July 9, 2016

Sclungus

When You're Dick Is Uncomfortably Hard Around You're Guy Friend (This Is Only Applied To Guys) So You Put Your Dick Between Your Legs And Thrust Up To Pop It So You Can Turn Flaccid.

Bro I was hanging out with Jeff, and I had to do a quick Sclungus.

by flappyflem23 June 1, 2020

Schmungus

(noun/adjective) A term used to express something that is good, enjoyable, or of high quality. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something positively.

"The party was a hit, and everyone loved the schmungus decorations and delicious treats."

by word makeruper August 2, 2023

scrungus

A person who could be described as scroinkly

Jared is such a scrungus

by baby defenestrator November 17, 2024