ShityRail

Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"
"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"

by John_T June 25, 2005

shity

How uneducated people spell shitty. So actually really shitty spelling.

I'm a dumass and I'm a shity spellar.

by bobphrapples January 22, 2009

Shwifty

The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.

"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."

by Phrangk August 8, 2016

Shitya

1) Excellence in its most extreme form.
2) A good variable to use in a computer program.

1) Shitya!!!!!!
2) For Shitya = 1 to 100 do Shitya +1

by Spike August 19, 2003

shwety sacks

when you have a sweat sack

Ingmar and Sebastian have very shwety sacks during history class

by sebstud July 9, 2011

shwitter

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

by misterich September 8, 2013

shity book

Also known as Romeo and Juliet

Teacher: Ok class today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet

Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book

by ObtainedYeti December 15, 2017