shwampie

An ugly person (looks) usually/most commonly a girl

Kaymin is a shwampie chick! she disgusts me...

by Nicole 2 Kelly July 3, 2006

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shambies

Being in the state of shambles.

Shambies! I dropped my fucking phone in the toilet.

by Joe K Smith Jr the two March 17, 2009

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When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.

Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”

by Teekums October 19, 2020

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Shwabbie

A Shwabbie is the act of one's finger having been placed between their own buttocks long enough to allow the inner stinch to attach to the finger but not close enough to gather fecal matter, then swabbing said finger across the upper lip of a fellow friend as to transfer one's buttocks inner stinch to one's friend's upper lip; and then saying out loud, "Shwabbie"

Dude! Can you believe that Christoph got that knarly Shwabbie by Geoff after lunch. I bet he had to wash that upper dank-lip for an hour to avoid that stinch.

by BowuzzAzz January 28, 2024

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