Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Satonia

Real, Classy, Educated, Person with Drive and Ambition that most don't have...

Satonia is a Star...

by Nadia' February 5, 2010

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

shatona

Shatona means pure unconditional love. Her personality can light up a room. She can be the sweetest person you have ever met, but the worst person to ever deal with after you have wronged her. She has a tremendous heart and isn't afraid to give her last to anyone. Sexually she is a predator. Her sex game is so explosive it is literally addicting. She has the ability to blow your mind mentally physically and emotionally.

I want to be just like Shatona.

by Mzlexysosexy August 7, 2016

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013

King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021