shtudying

taking a shit while studying, an act of saving time

-yo did u study for the ap euro test
- na dude, i was shtudying for a little bit but watever

by Shittac Mcgee November 1, 2011

shtemlo

n. A word that appears repeatedly in the animutation "The Richard Kiel Experience." It is a reference to the 1963 film Eegah, in which the title character, a caveman played by Richard Kiel, uses the word "shtemlo" to mean "sleep."

Similar to fnord, except that this one actually has a publicly known meaning. Sort of.

"Eegah...shtemlo..."
"Watch out for snakes!"

by junkyardprince January 15, 2004

shtummer

A person who is told to keep "shtum" (quiet) but continues talking shit regardless

What a shtummer that uri really is. We told him he's full of shit but he won't keep shtum

by Pale Orc April 4, 2015

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

shtuff

a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.

Ellie: Hey sam, whats up?
Sam: Oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.

by sallie1413 April 13, 2010

Shtexting

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

shtunes

gay slang for Show Tunes.

"OMG Mark, you have the original cast album of Company, you are the king of shtunes!"

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009