Shrimpcake

Queefing in your hand and putting it in someones face

OMG she just shrimpcaked him!

by Ross "Dynamite" Shillinglaw January 18, 2012

shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

Shrimpage

When it is too cold outside in the winter, and your penis shrivels up like a shrimp

It is so cold outside today that I have some major shrimpage.

by Julian, Kyle March 28, 2015

Shrimpwank

A highly flexible word that can be used as an exclamation, an adjective, and an improper noun. It can be either positive or negative, in replacement of words such as awesome or crap. Can also be randomly shouted out at gigs to confuse the band and audience alike.

"Oh man that essay I wrote was a load of shrimpwank!"
"Woah, this song has a shrimpwankingly good beat to it!"

by EmilyandAmy January 3, 2008

Shrimpa

When one man cums on the nut sack of another man, and thusly snorts his own semen up with a straw.

Man 1 : Hey, how was the rave?

Man 2 : Well, I took some E and everything went to hell... I passed out an-

Man 3 : YA HE GAVE SOME DUDE A SHRIMPA!

Man 1 : Gwoss

by KayohZee May 11, 2009

shrimparrhia

It’s When you’ve eaten too much shrimps and your but gushes.

Boy, I have Shrimparrhia

by Thatguyyouusedtoknow October 8, 2017

Shrimpmatized

When you have a girl hooked on the d.
Not capital “D” but minuscule “d”.

I don’t know Rebecca, he was the first small guy I’ve been with. It’s like I’ve been Shrimpmatized. All I want is his lil shrimp.

by Pigeontoedhusky November 1, 2017