Shrimp boat 

Blowing of ones nose through one nostril holding the other nostril closed with ones index finger also as an aid in aiming the snot and booger spray.

I shrimp boated a giant booger on the door handle.

Shrimp boat by 666Ryder666 September 21, 2021

shrimp boat 

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.

Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.

shrimp boat by Paco699 October 20, 2009

Shrimp Boat Captain 

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".

Shrimp Boat Captain by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008

shrimp boat captain 

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

shrimp boat captain by captain salad May 12, 2004

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode 

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

shrimp boat 1st mate 

some one who hasnt yet mastered the art of shrimping

Ted maybe one day youll be captn of the shrimp boat like Nick, until then youre just the shrimp boat 1st mate

shrimp boat 1st mate by Tomr August 16, 2006

Shrimp Boat Captain 

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

Shrimp Boat Captain by bri0n January 15, 2008