shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

shrimp cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...

damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

shrimp cocktail

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.

"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008

shrimp cocktail

How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.

Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."

by machBailz May 16, 2007

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009

genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.

by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022