shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

shrimp cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...

damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

shrimp cocktail

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.

"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008

shrimp cocktail

How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.

Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."

by machBailz May 16, 2007

Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)

Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."

by c0mradekast February 4, 2019

shrimp cocktail

A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!

by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

Shrimp cocktail

While receiving a foot job, a pinky toe is quickly inserted into the rectum.

She gave me a shrimp cocktail while she was jacking me off with her feet.

by Shrimper 911 November 18, 2023