get shreked

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

by teeeaaaaaa August 31, 2021

ShakeHead

The result of blowing off a guy with a large milkshake, preferably from whataburger, and him throwing that milkshake into the back of your head while sitting in your new convertible at the drive thru.

Cool Guy: Whatup babyyyyy
Girl in car: Ughhh
Milkshake: Splat on the back of yo head bitch!
Cool Guy: Shakehead ass bitch
Cool Guy 2: Hahaha

by OptimoRam July 14, 2009

shrekked

When a giant green ogre penis gets shoved up a ass

I JUST GOT SHREKKED FUUUUCCCCKKKJ

by deluxe 4 December 30, 2014

shermhead

pcp addict (sherm addict)

alota shermheads out tonight

by 187 on an undercover cop December 17, 2006

shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekperson

A religion in which follows to lord and savior Shrek

me: it's against my religion to go to school today
mom: ohh really whats your religion
me: Shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekperson

by Motherland_Reeeee October 15, 2019

Shrekladdin

Our god shrekladdin is the best god prior to Father sanchez, jacked jesus, and ghost boy.

Me: You should pray to shrekladdin once and a while
Friend: Why
Me: Cause he is our god!

by The Priest Logan December 6, 2019

Shreked

A combination of the words wrecked or decked and srewed. It is used when someone gets absolutely destroyed (reference to Patrick Willis from the 49ers shreking Brad Smith from the Jets".) due to there low level of physicality.
-Invented First By Vincent Watson

"Oh S*** did u just see tommy get absolutely shreked by Billy?!"

by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015