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You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.
You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.
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