showerbating

Masturbating in the shower.

I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.

by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006

Showerbater

The act one masturbating in the shower

I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater

by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017

Showerbation

Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.

Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?

Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!

Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.

by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

Showerbate

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.

Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.

by Xiwt June 21, 2012

Showerbacon

To lose ones position amongst their piers as an alpha male. Therefore becoming a surrogate female.

Keep that up and you'll end up being Showerbacon for Bubba.

Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"

by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013

Showerbate

When you masturbate while taking a shower.

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.

by haha. k. March 28, 2015

Showerbating

Mastorbating in the shower

Person one. I'm gonna shower
Person 2 don't be showerbating

by Francesca Marie April 24, 2016