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Montana shoeshine

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."
by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008
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Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.
by Bludshot May 30, 2006
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Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
by 3eyed March 14, 2009
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Shreking

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass
Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.
by CorMacklemore October 17, 2016
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shrekkin

having sex with a rather large person
person 1: yo, man, you know that chick i was smashin' last night?
person 2: that huge one?
person 3: hell yeah! i was shrekkin that shit
by xchiropractorx August 14, 2009
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soreskin

"hey hitler, my anus really hurts."

"your anus hurts? check out my beat up soreskin!"
by ryan <3man October 26, 2010
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Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.
You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
by FireIslanders August 15, 2006
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