shoppaholic

A person who is addicted with shopping. When stressed out, he or she resorts to shopping.

Sometimes when things are really bad, I take my shoppaholic treatment.

by in the name of love January 25, 2017

shopalop

An overly camp way to refer to a shopping trip.

Would you fancy a shopalop tomorrow evening?

by teddyward April 20, 2012

Shona

Fucking madden cunt out bruh. She is the smartest dumb cunt you'll ever meet. But the only person u can count on when you need it most. She is intelligent and sexy. Definitely a head Turner. Shona tends to be covered in tattoos and guys drool over her. Though she plays hard she is generally soft on the inside and just needs some love. She is independent but will beat a bitch if they cross her on a bad day.

Shona you hot cunt!

by Holy grail of grannys January 18, 2019

SHOFNAR

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

by theFZA May 4, 2005

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Shopasaurus

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Shounak

Usually exudes confidence. He may seem cool and collected on the outside, but he also has a sweeter side to him reserved for those who capture his affections. Deserves a shit ton of compliments.

Shounak seems scary until you look into his eyes.

by Skreee April 10, 2020