Shoom

A portmanteu of Shit and Coom.

When your a Coomer and you dont have time to stop cooming to take a shit; you Shoom.

"I was too busy cooming to stop and shit, so i just shoomed."

by Spking99 February 6, 2020

shoom

Accelerate at fast speeds. Or just going fast.

Charles shoomed down the hill and hit a kitty.

by Corey b-sexy January 2, 2009

shoom

the process of using anything from two fingers to a piece of wood to finger a fully-clothed persons bum whislt simultainiously saying the word "shoom".

"i shoomed you good"

by Tamos May 19, 2008

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

by bernard February 2, 2005

shoom boobies

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

by asynd December 9, 2008

Shoom Shack

Extremely impressive, or daunting; inspiring, great admiration, apprehension, or fear. Possibly the most powerfully connected and respected forms of life. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Horny as shit balls. Nathaniel...watch your back

Shhhhhom Shaaaack!! so fuckin big!! shoom shack

by SHOOMSHACK May 23, 2015

Shoomed

-Trying to relax from being shooketh but can’t, then you are shoomed.
-Or you mistyped Shooked for Shoomed and still went with it.

1) Hahaha lol I can’t even rn I’m so Shoomed.
2) omg you look so Shoomed what made you so shooketh?

by ImThatAlexander January 4, 2018