Showing your ass

To make a scene or a spectacle of yourself sometimes in an obnoxious or uncouth way.

The reason why I don't want to hang with you anymore cause you like showing your ass everywhere we go.

If you get drunk at the club and start showing your ass I'm gonna leave your ass there.

by Mackendeez June 11, 2018

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

showing brain

when you're wearing shorts that are WAY too short and people can see your cock head when you sit down.

In the episode of Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends" when Chandler accidentally sees Robert's business hanging out of his shorts and gets up and says to Ross "The man is showing brain".

by Chandler Bing's Friend May 31, 2006

Sholong

A super huge Adrian Patrick Sized Penis.

Pecker is a small penis and sholong is a huge penis

by Agemiester September 22, 2012

Showing Out

To flamboyantly show a positive presence for oneself or a group one is related to.

Damn, Ricky is showing out in that candy Lambo.

Mike Conley showed out for The Grizzlies tonight with 31 points.

by brentigon August 28, 2018

your jew is showing

When you are being cheap without knowing it (it's used to warn people that they are doing something cheap/jewish). Usually used with Jewish people.

Man1: Would you please spare a dime for children in need?
Man2: Umm...I don't think I can do that(walks away)
Man3(to Man2): Wow you couldn't spare a dime? Your jew is showing.

by goldinismyname December 9, 2010

shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015