by groodn October 29, 2010
Get the spoctopus mug.1: Extreme constipation, as might be experienced by something with two mouths and no anus, like the creature in the movie "sharktopus".
Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.
Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.
"Man, I ate two pizzas the other night, and I got a major state of sharktopus here - it feels like I'm going to explode!"
by Gwiawn October 25, 2011
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The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!
little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!
by ddubs99 March 21, 2011
Get the bear sharktopus mug.1. The act of transforming ones fingers into a method of masterbation.
2. When one is President of Debate Club, Captain of Swimming, and has all A's.
2. When one is President of Debate Club, Captain of Swimming, and has all A's.
1. I'm going to pull a little Shocktamus Prime, she'll be moaning in no time.
2. Wow your a total cock sucking nerd, You swim but still are captain of Debate. How Perverse!!!
2. Wow your a total cock sucking nerd, You swim but still are captain of Debate. How Perverse!!!
by Pussy muncher December 18, 2008
Get the Shocktamus Prime mug.The great octopus-like god ruling over dungeoneers in the world of warcraft. Tributes, prayer, and wearing of fealty tabards ensure his goodwill.
The great Socktapus did not look favorably on the mage and gave her a roll of 3 for her shoulder trinket token.
by Shutyerpiehole November 26, 2011
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Get the Sharktopus mug.When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.
by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018
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