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Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.
Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.
Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.
by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018
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In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!
by TV CAR May 30, 2010
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What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.
"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.
by Dupliciglot June 19, 2015
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Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness
That orange tent over there is shocking!
by gwinstone August 19, 2003
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shonkinium

A newly discovered rare metallic element, sometimes referred to as "Shonk".

It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.

The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.

Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.

Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".

No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
"This script isn't just slightly shonky, it's made from 24 carat shonkinium!" -- A Web Developer, today.
by Guess who, arf arf February 11, 2010
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Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom
gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom
by Dubiks February 8, 2019
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