Shnoosle

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.

Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.

by DCR January 3, 2009

shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

Shnooda

Is a term most often used as a salutation, or a replacement of a another word, but it's mainly a way of life granted to someone for being awesome.

Yo Shnooda, whats up?
Any of my Shnooda's hittin the city tonight?
How's every1s Shnooda?
Sorry guys i was M-I-Shnooda for a while.

by Gazza for Pres. December 4, 2010

shnoozen

To penetrate a penis with another penis.

when i walked into Trent’s room, him and Vinny were shnoozen.

by michael baio December 9, 2019

shmoofka

Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.

Girl: I just got a new puppy; do you want to see him?
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.

by 6.022 August 27, 2020

shmoofty

mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak

As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.

As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.

by steve Elektro June 25, 2009

shnookims

Coined by Oran Duke in 1989, shnookims is a cute nickname given to a loved one, often used by lovers to show gratitude.

I love you shnookims.

Shnookims, can you open this jar of pickled olives, you're so strong, I love you.

by Norman Patterson September 6, 2010