Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

shoffner

more than likey a persons last name, more common in the south. shoffner's are mainly people who have a german background,and shoffner actually originated in germany. people with this last name may have a nazis' in their family tree due to the heritage link.

wow that's that shoffner kid, he's so cool

by zeus,poseidon,athena,urmomma April 15, 2008

Shoff

A short version of "show off".

She: Hey, see my new iphone.
He: Don't shoff.

by Parag Chaudhari March 23, 2016

Shnoof

Sometimes used as a term meaning, "to cuddle".

Let's shnoof!

by Wester97 March 30, 2004

shnaffle

A nip of alcohol. Usually taken before the cocktail hour. Often embibed whilst alone.

I'm going to have my usual Friday shnaffle.

by Welshy White April 12, 2007

snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a
moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"Excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this."

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020

snoff

The act of sneezing and coughing at once.

::snoff::
Dude, what WAS that?!
umm a snoff...

by .m.... May 2, 2006