Shnarst

To take from the public domain to the your own private stash. Esp. food.

Seeing there was leftover Kugel, Benzi shnarsted it and took it to his room.

by Aj Grands December 13, 2010

Shnegro

A negro who is trying too hard. Especially with the females.

Look over there, that shnegro just bought some shwag.

by Ktown420 August 15, 2009

Shnarfday

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

shnarant

a person that is more than just a fucking schmuck, but similar to a putz; not a human being, but an idiot

"Hey Jack, did you just fart?"
"No, you shnarant!"

by BigPutz41 April 22, 2022

Dirty Shearer

The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared

Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '

by LittleRichard February 19, 2010

Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016

Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

by Argonak April 12, 2008