Shnarted

snarling, Shitting and Farting consecutively

Greg- Jimmy Shnarted yesterday
Bob- How the fuck did you get in my house

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

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shnart

The act of shitting ones pants as a result of trying to hold in a sneeze. Sneeze induced shart.

I had to sneeze while I was in church but ended up shnarting.

by Delete_the_peace December 15, 2007

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Shnarts

A word you say when you are disappointed or mad insted of using darn or s***.

"Did you bring the cokes?"
"Shnarts! I forgot them!"

by FoodstamptheTruck June 26, 2017

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piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

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Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.

Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.

by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019

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