shmurda

To get beyond fucked up to the point where your legs are wobbling and you get thrown out of the club you attended but still coherent enough to pick up women. Present tense: shmurdering

Did you see Floyd shmurda at the Wiz concert? He brought home 3 hoes and then threw up all over them during the ride home, and they still smashed!

by madeLIFE December 15, 2014

Bobby shmurda

Hot nigga who been selling crack since the fifth he didn't really give a fuck about how much he made, john john told him how to pack and how to maintain, but he gets the money and spends it on the same thang, shawty love the way that he ballout, he been getting money till he fall out, if you talking cash dawg he goes all out,OH YEAH and if you aint a hoe get out of his traphooouse! follow me on ig @rebid

Bobby Shmurda hit that shmoney.

by flashzey August 26, 2014

Free Bobby Shmurda

After famous musician Bobby Shmurda got arrested, a movement called "Free Bobby Shmurda" arose, in hopes of getting famous musician Bobby Shmurda out of prison. However, it's real intension was just to be a "funny meme". An ASCII Garfield with the text "Free Bobby Shmurda" started to gain popularity:
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User #1: Are you going to do the Free Bobby Shmurda school walkout?
User #2: No, that meme died a while ago.

by car dealership March 4, 2019

Bobby Shmurda Loop

A mysterious entity that controls people(s) after saying “Bobby Shmurda.” The person who has said such words continues to have an uncontrollable episode of saying “Bobby Shmurda” on loop.

Dr. EXPUNGED: D-10789 read what the note on the table says

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by KneeSlappingGoblin June 30, 2020

Shmurdered

When a girl is so fine and she looks at you and it makes you weak in the knees and you end up doing the Shmurda.

Keoki: damn, did you see that girl by the wall
Kekahi: yeah dude, she's super fine
Keoki: she shmurdered me

by K.Dot April 4, 2015

Bobby Shmurda

IF YOU AINT A HOE GET UP OUT HIS TRAPHOUZE

check out bobby shmurda doin the shmoney.

by NatasX October 24, 2014

Bobby Shmurda

Bobby Smurda is a rapper who loves to shmoney dance. He is popular for a religion named Shmurdism and is in prison for our sins. Also a popular name for kahoot.

I bust a shmoney dance, now she on my dick.
-Bobby Shmurda

by convert to shmurdism April 5, 2019