shmoo

an complete an utter imbecile, idiot, willy no common sense

person 1- you no jodie

person 2- yes
person 1- she is a right shmoo

by shmooman May 11, 2011

Shmoo

A cigarette. Used in the Twin Cities region, more specifically the town of Eden Prairie. Goes in conjunction with "busting a shmoo", which means to have a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go bust a shmoo after class?

by B-jammin September 19, 2006

shmoo

1. A dork and/or pathetic person.

2. Any white kid not brought up in the ghetto who listens to rap, anyone who listens to any form of emo, anyone who not brought up in a rural area who hopped on the country wagon cuz it's popular now.

1. That guy playing miniature golf by himself is a total shmoo.

2. "Hey guys wanna listen to some Atreyu"

"No, shmoo."

by Andrew R Morozin April 3, 2008

Shmoo

Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D

He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.

by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009

shmoo

A fat, shapeless man, especially one with no chin, derived from the white blob cartoon character

by alphachimp October 16, 2003

shmoo

An exclamation of dissapointment or sadness.

R -Hey Shaina...wanna go bone?
S -With you? Shmoo...

by Shaina G May 30, 2005

shmoo

A man who, while being hot but not the hottest person, has excessive amounts of sex with women. Often an alcoholic shmoos love the ladies and will bone anything when drunk enough, yes including wildabeast or mountain goats.

Who that guy hitting on all the ladies?
Must be a shmoo.

by PANTHERS May 13, 2005