shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

shlok

the best person ever known. he's someone who can make any situation 10 times better. its a blessing to have him in your life, let alone being his bestfriend. he gives his 100% to everything he does. he loves to sing and edit. he loves eating tomatoes. he loves posting the same picture on his ig and snap story, and also send it individually to everyone. he loves dogs veryyyy much. in conclusion, he's perfect :)

shlok is DABEST
shlok is my bhaebhie
did you listen to shlok's cover of positions?!

by nastyhuhu November 3, 2020

Shlokkeh

An extremely horny whore (In Arabic) who doesn't hesitate to ride someone's dick .

Here comes the shlokkeh .

by MosooWJeebo April 17, 2009

shmobe

An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.

Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."

by richard parker February 6, 2018

shmodobbler

A Person that holds too many farts in to the point of exhaustion and sickness

I hate shmodobblers they can’t let it rip.

by —“The Dragon Slayer”— February 2, 2023

shmak

noun

1.) A person that always talks about irrelevant stuff and is overall very annoying

Hack: This girl sits next to me in class and never stops talking about random stuff
Jack: Yah I know that Shmak, I always keep my distance

by Aalon June 5, 2018

shmohawk

A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.

As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.

by idiotech66 January 14, 2008