Shmeebs

Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"

Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."

by Annie August 26, 2004

shmeeb

a shmeeb is a womans breast or boobs

"i am thinking of getting a smeeb job to mak em bigger"

by Lil' Viking April 29, 2005

Shmeeb

An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.

"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."

by IzzyFizzys August 10, 2024

Shmeeb

A person who owns a meat ridder express

Dudes Shmeeb

by sd9f8ds May 28, 2022

Shmeeb

(Shmeeb) man who rapes children

"You're rah a shmeeb styl blud rah wanna rah very rah shevd fam"

by RAH ADAM STYL October 18, 2020

shmeeb

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please

by madsurge May 24, 2017

Shmeeb

A female's private parts that are extremely saggy, (Even down to a girls ankles)

(Random guy texting) : "yo bro that chick you like gotta big ass shmeeb dude"

(The other guy responds) : "Dude you were right the chick shmeeb rolled down her ankles man, ahhh THE STENCH!"

by SHLOPEY JOOE May 2, 2020