Samanda

-Samanda

She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet she was the perfect smile, she’s just perfect and too beautiful for any guy.
Boys are always raped around her finger, she has millions of followers, she don’t need no man, she is perfect just the way she is Samanda can buy you, so don’t mess with her if u find your self arguing with her your wrong end of conversation she is ten times better so that’s why your wrong, she If flat in childhood but when she is a teenager or an adult she will have a bigger ass then you, Sam knows what she talking about, if you have a problem with her and you fight her you will lose she will win! She has a better family then you

DONT MESS WITH SAMANDA!!

Omg Samanda is so pretty, I wish I can be her friend wait she already is for how nice and clever she is for choosing a right friend for her, omg why are hot boys all around her!!!

by Amanda_27363 May 4, 2019

Shanda

A gorgeous, loving, caring girl that looks for good friends and is also a great friend who also has a wild side.

Do you see that girl over there?

Yea why?

Shes Shanda(:

by thecold24 October 13, 2011

Shanda

Beautiful, full of life, country, very proper, family person, sassy, not judgmental, mommy goals, very nice, lowkey special, someone you definitely need to have in your life. Shanda is the type to always have you back. The first to tell you when something isn't right. Shanda's are more than friends they are family!

Shanda is a great person.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Samandari

Guy who acts straight but is gay.

Person 1: "He accidentally touched my hand!"
Person 2: He's a Samandari. He meant it

by javandu July 31, 2020

Shmanka

Shmanka- the factor of mental/psychic powers used by a family member of the Shmanka bloodline in order to cheat/break the laws of physics/completely become unpredictable

Rolling a pair of 6's on 6 sided die 21 times in a row during a game of risk.

by petershmanka January 3, 2005

shmonday

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

by achflemmed April 16, 2009

Shanda

Careful your dealing with a type 2 Madusa, because when you look into her memorizing brown eyes, you're heart is trapped instantly. When your within her spell, u don't have to worry, since this girl is extremely attractive.

Oh fuck, Phil did you experience a Shanda

by Bubbha 12 April 9, 2011