Shmuffin

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."

"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."

by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009

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shmoffe

Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.

Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.

by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

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Shaffeln

Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.

Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel

When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln

by Vipee April 19, 2010

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Shaffstalled

The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.

"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."

"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."

by LP$ October 9, 2009

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Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.

Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.

by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011

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