by coopthepoop December 3, 2016
Get the shlop balls mug.by in the name of love January 25, 2017
Get the shoppaholic mug.Related Words
shloppy
• shloppa
• Shlopp
• shloppader
• shlopped
• shlopper
• shlopper-shmearer
• Shlopping
• Shlopple-on-Topple
• shloppy seconds
The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "
Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "
Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
by rightlane February 28, 2016
Get the Shitter shopping mug.by Redboots November 5, 2010
Get the Shopping Socks mug.When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Get the Shopping cart racing mug.The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
Get the home shopping network mug.When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
by akararules July 6, 2010
Get the Knowledge Shopping mug.