shlong

shlong by haliebop October 10, 2008

shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

shlong by anonymous January 2, 2004

shlong

The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!

Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!

shlong by jason wearmouth December 31, 2008

shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"

shlong by Jotaku December 21, 2004

Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

Shlong by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020

shlong

A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,

Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!

shlong by SHlong sucker 2000 May 16, 2003

Shlong

Slang Term 4 Large Penis

Johnny Slapped Me In The face With His Humungous Shlong!

Shlong by Jay-Fro June 26, 2006