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The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
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A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.
by Bruce February 4, 2004
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by Volksgeist July 21, 2018
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Get the shleoiuagh mug.A mixture of shit, blood, and ejaculation that dribbles from an anus for upto a day after recieving anal sex. The anus is not able to contain it's fluids so will leak until the shlepola is either gone, or the anus tightens before that. The speed at which the anus tightens is greatly effected by the circumfrence of the penis.
Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.
If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.
Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.
If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.
My shlepola leakage was so intense that i had to resort to jamming 20 cottonballs in my anus and was only able to retrieve 15.
by pissfacehamsterlicker December 6, 2011
Get the shlepola mug.A continuation of the term lemo, slemo is a compound of slut + lesbian + emo. Used to describe a sexually promiscuous, dyke-orientated, emotional female.
Her name was slemo, she was a lesbo.
She grew her arm pit hair and when licked groaned with despair.
She grew her arm pit hair and when licked groaned with despair.
by purethrill85 July 20, 2008
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