Shlang Banger

when a girl gets so much black dick she becomes extremely loose.

Boi that white bitch is a shlang banger.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 12, 2016

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

shlang neck

When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat

Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!

Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction

by UnSaFe October 25, 2018

hoop shlang

Hoop shlang, originated somewhere up in canada, in saskatoon, first starting out as another way of greeting friends, and/or seeing if they are paying attention, by shouting "HOOP" and waiting for the responce of "SHLANG". legend says it was started by a man named Joe.

Joe is walking towards a groupe of his friends "HOOP!?" with an imidiate responce of the groupe "SHLANG!!"

by dwerbs March 30, 2004

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

shlang out

It means to go somewhere with the intention of having sex with the person you're going with.

Short for in other words: hang out with your wang out, rock out with your cock out, Trick out with your dick out, Greet out with your meat out, School out with your tool out, Ring out with your thing out, Wad out with your rod out, Roast out with your toast out, and Roll out with your roll out.

I was gonna shlang out at the party yesterday with Kaitlyn.

by Lehv July 13, 2007

shlang

Any slang refering to a phalice.

shlatitude and slongitude are shlang.

by Mike March 30, 2004