Shiver me timbers 

Suck my balls.

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...

Shiver me timbers by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011

shiver me timbers 

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.

I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.

shiver me timbers by Kuno May 21, 2005

Shiver me timbers 

I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........


FEAR MY WOOD.

Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.

Shiver me timbers by 4dimensional August 30, 2005

shiver me timbers 

Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r

OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED

shiver me timbers by Slickridah August 12, 2004

Shiver me timbers 

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

Shiver me timbers by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man 

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man is when someone threatens you but there skinny af

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021

forearm shiver me timbers

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.

Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.

forearm shiver me timbers by Flaccid Frank April 20, 2018