Shitizen

Noun. A person who frequently comments on internet material and whose comments are characterized by their negativity and poor use of the English language and its basic conventions.

John Oliver was wise to encourage shitizens to petition the White House to carefully consider legislation related to net neutrality.

by King Xavier September 2, 2014

Sitizen

a citizen with social responsibility

Become a Sitizen and make the world a happy home.

by jignesh talasila November 30, 2009

sitizen

A citizen or political figure who is a do-nothing, one who sits like a lame duck and does not participate in the contributing actions of normal society. An extremely boring citizen. A citizen who should be confined to a chair, perhaps even an electric one.

After Bush's presidency, he will be reduced from a poor political figure to just your average sitizen.

by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

SHITZEN

The coolest guy in the planet, an absolute stud, all the girls want him.

Dang look at that SHITZEN over there!

by SHITZEN February 11, 2024