Shiternet

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

SHIFFERMILLER'D

WHEN SOMETHING BAD OR THAT YOU DON'T LIKE HAPPENS. OR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF BEING AROUND OR HANGING OUT WITH OR WORKING WITH MIKE SHIFFERMILLER.

GOD DAMN IT MIKE OWES ME TWENTY DOLLARS AND SAYS HE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY ME BACK, I GOT SHIFFERMILLER'D!

by SILKYG September 14, 2012

Designated Shitter

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

Phantom Shitter

A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.

"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"

by The Informant99 January 3, 2012

Home Shitter

One that refuses to take shits at work, school, or any public establishment

Joe was a home shitter because he didn't want to shit at work where everyone could hear him shit

by TheWorkingBro December 5, 2013

Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

by rightlane February 28, 2016