shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

Shitcraft

When a specific version of Minecraft you are playing sucks so much you just have to say, "This is ShitCraft man!"

Ronald Reagan: I fucking hate this ShitCraft of Minecraft shit.

Obama: Yeah bro, I play FortNut with Mitchelle sometimes. He always finishes though... i like it.

by I hate updates! September 9, 2021

shiterature

any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet

I need to find me some shiterature to make my crapping experience more enjoyable.

by Kamileon K. October 16, 2005

shitrat

CopSpeak for young offender. Rat similar to Mallrat, and always in shit, causing shit, being a shit, etc.

This trailer park is full of shitrats, said Officer Green.

by Fat Edgar September 8, 2007

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

shiterate

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018