Shitcoin

Any cryptocurrency is a shitcoin.

Hey I'm rich shitcoin and everyone loves me, my dream is to buy a Shitesla and never work in my life. - Damn it Mama! Where Is my fucking lunch? Bububu....

by BububuApex June 9, 2021

Shitcoin

/SHitkoin/

noun: Shitcoin; plural noun: shitcoins

1. A cryptoasset or cryptocurrency that is not Bitcoin.

Synonyms: altcoin, token

origin: from English "shit" (feces) and "coin" (currency)

Related: shitcoiner, shitcoining

"Litecoin is a worthless Shitcoin"

by gabridome July 19, 2019

Shitcoin

The type of cryptocurrency you buy when your blackout drunk at 4am.

Have you heard of? *insert new shitcoin* its gonna MOON i swear!

by disturb May 27, 2021

Shitcoin

A word used to make a bad situation good.

Frank: hey George did you win the two square game?
George: it was a close game but I lost.

Frank: ohh shitcoin

Karen: “I’m breaking up with you”
Clive: “oHh shitcoin”

by T. Ross August 18, 2019

ShitCoin

A new physical currency established in February 2020. One two-ply sheet is equal to one shitcoin, and these coins come in rolls, just like traditional coins.

I bought me Adidas trackie from Sports Direct, cost me half a ShitCoin roll, innit.

by molynda March 9, 2020

Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

by bustapost April 21, 2018