elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

shitposter

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.

These shitposters are screwing up the forums!

by homer55 August 4, 2007

Shitposting

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.

"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.

by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

shitpost status

funny short videos that have recently blown up on YouTube

Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?

Person 2: yeah it was funny.

by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020

Neo-Shitpost

A form of shitposting where the main premise is philosophical intelligence, or intellectual discussion. Under these guises, the neo-shitpost attempts to create an image of surreal or ironic investment in an otherwise asinine topic. It may or may not build up tension to a point of vividly engaging the reader, and then flip back into a regular shitpost or meme.

"I posted a neo-shitpost last night about how weebs are unfairly treated in western culture due to reciprocation of their consumption, ie spouting occasional Japanese phrases un-ironically and such, compared to western media consumers who may quote their favorite lines from movies and receive no negative attention, and even praise for timing such a line with the current situation faced. An example of this would be talking about the Force from Star Wars."
~ Closet Weaboo attempting to justify his actions

by Mozzarellah January 25, 2017

Shitpost

Humorous posts made for the sole purpose of driving people or groups off topic or for no reason at all. Quality of shitposts may be gold or actual shit. Often confused with meme.

I was browsing shitposts on Reddit today.

by nlolhere March 9, 2020

Move Shitposts

Slang phrase intended to express to others an extreme urge to masturbate to, or feelings of sexual attraction to characters from the mobile game Azur Lane, without directly stating it. Used most commonly in official Discord servers for Roblox games to avoid punishment from moderators.

Move shitposts now.

by sg June 27, 2022