shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.

I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009

Shit piss drunk

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk

by MZ2842 August 31, 2013

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012

shit fuck drunk

Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower

Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk

by Caukblockalypse April 22, 2014

HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

Shit Patch Drunk

Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.

1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!

by mmmTJ September 29, 2011

drunk as shit

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.

"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"

by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016