shit bomb

To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.

"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"

by electromagneticredhead May 19, 2009

shit bomb

The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.

Guy 1: "Be right back man, i don't know if this is a fart or shit"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"

by Big shitter November 08, 2007

shit bomb

A dirty diaper, filled with baby poop which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. It may remain there for a long period before being removed.

Oh, God! That woman left a shit bomb in the women's room and you can hardly breath in there.

by 865ece January 29, 2008

shit bomb

when someone leaves an explosive, diarrhea shit in the toliet bowl (usually in a public restroom)which then leads to the entire bathroom reeking making everyone sick and no one dares to flush it because it THAT fowl

I walked into the Exxon bathroom and DAMN someone left a mighty shit bomb in there

by theshitbomber February 28, 2010

Shit Bomb

When you saran wrap a piece of poop and launch it at stuff.

We bust out the launcher and we shot poop 250 yards to our enemies.

by DougMR August 07, 2005

Shit Bomb

A bomb packed full of shit.

Bobby left a shit bomb in Cindy's house which days later left her house in shitty shambles.

by Slobby Chode February 14, 2003

Shit Bomb

The result of deep anal sex

When Biff pulled out, Jenny blew a shit bomb right in his face.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003