wreck your shit

To fuck up someone's shit.

"Konrad, I will wreck your shit."

by wreckkonradsshit May 20, 2014

Shit wrecked

To be incredibly drunk! Also, an awesome line from lady gaga's dirty rich beautiful!

Oh man, I don't remember anything from last night, I was shit wrecked!

by Sugar P**** September 21, 2010

shit wrecking

A verb used to talk about when someone gets beat down badly.

Jeremy totally wrecked the vampires shit yesterday. Honestly, who bites??

I got my shit wrecked in battlefield when I tried to drive up the beach in that jeep.

I just wrecked that kids shit in beer pong, I shut him out and made 2 bouncers in a row.

Jack is going to wreck our shit when he finds out we got his little sister drunk and gave her a little surprise sex.

by Mizike May 17, 2005

shit wrecked

the term referring to a high school student after they have gotten there ass kicked

if theo doesn't quit talking shit to the varsity football team he is going to get his shit wrecked. he should listen to his Arabian fuck body mihali and quit talking shit. he should be concerned about his saftey.

by Timmayyy December 15, 2008

Rectum wrecker shit

A dry shit that feels like the size of a beer bottle , that you blow a temple vain trying to push out. First wipe poo, second wipe blood.

Hey Steve, why are you walking funny?
I just took myself a rectum wrecker shit !

by drippydick11 November 5, 2016

Wrecked her shit

To fuck a chick so hard that she has trouble walking in the morning

Person 1: Dude I wrecked her shit last night.
Person 2: she must be in a wheel chair bro
Person 1: yeah she wont be walking for awhile

by Mark Wilson Jr December 14, 2009

Eat shit and get wrecked

A other way to tell people to stop talking and go away, because I wants to hear the words come out of your mouth

John Doe was going off about trump, so I said “eat shit and get wrecked”

by Crow master Dave March 20, 2021