A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.
John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!
Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!
Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!
by chatham rumsfored June 02, 2010
n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)
by weebstah October 06, 2008
An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.
by KarNac February 16, 2017
A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.
Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:
That guy must weigh a shit-ton.
Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
That guy must weigh a shit-ton.
Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
by MastaFlava February 17, 2010
Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.
by WallyFro March 11, 2003
by Hadley Sparrow January 15, 2011