shit stabber

one who has butt sex/anal sex

I heard Captain shit stabber over there got some ass

by zdawg_22 July 26, 2006

shit stabber

a pork swordsman

A man whom likes to poke the thora hird

by the ass master June 23, 2003

shit stabber

to do one from their behind

ant slept with a lee and ant was the one behind so he would be the shit stabber.

by wezmondus April 20, 2006

Shit Stabber

Offensive slang for a wielder of sharp objects that has an unusually poor grip/aim or just has a poor stabbing technique.

"WTF?! You got me in the leg! You really are a shit stabber!"

by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004

Shit Stabber

To stab someone with a piece of shit.

Step 1. Shit on a plate
Step 2. Place shit in freezer
Step 3. Remove frozen shit from freezer
Step 4. Stab someone with frozen shit
Step 5. Fuck the hole you created with the frozen shit

Thus making you a shit stabber.

by raahazaaa October 1, 2010

shit stabber

feltcher boy

feltcher boy ees a batty shit stabber.

by kirsty November 19, 2003

shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.

He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).

by Jacob28 January 4, 2015