Shit-N-Slide

The act of getting a Slip-N-Slide and covering it in human feces as opposed to water, then sliding down it fully in the nude.

We wen't to John's house to play truth or dare, and Chris ended up having to do a Shit-N-Slide

by WhosWebster April 1, 2021

shit and slide

When a guy shits on a girls back, and uses said shit as lube. The guy then gets a running start, dives onto the girls back and slides up the back, like a slip and slide.

Hey yo girl, lay down so I can pull off a shit and slide right quick.

by J dawg silvah October 6, 2007

Shit-sided

Similar to blind sided - but when reason the reason is a complete waste of time

I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday

by Icelandic Canadian March 8, 2018

Side Pocket Shit Stick

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.

He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!

by H3ddeeecaca February 11, 2023

shitslice

A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.

Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.

Put the food in your mouth, you shitslice. Not your nose.

by wendeh December 9, 2008

shitslide

The result of clumsily nudging an awkwardly balanced mess, causing a cascading landslide of shit.

f#%k.. noo... shitslide!

by Bitplane April 19, 2004

Shitslide

When you push out solid shit followed by somewhat solid shit sliding down milliseconds after

Guy: Man maybe eating that steak raw wasn't a good idea. I feel like I'm gonna have a shitslide

Guy 2: what the fuck

by Ppslayer2000 March 8, 2021