shit and run

Like a hit and run but involving taking a shit. It's any shit that is performed in under two minutes, thus leaving no time to wipe, wash your hands, or flush. So you drop trow, shit, pull up, and go. The next person into the stall knows they've been the victim of the shit and run.

Shit Sergeant: "Alright maggots we're doing the two minute drill, the shit and run on my whistle!!"

by bangbangletchyanutshang April 15, 2005

shit-and-run

Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?

Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.

Person 1: So...shit-and-run?

Person 2: Exactly.

by Clockwork Lime October 20, 2009

Shit And Run

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

by Meech April 12, 2005

run shit

To be in a dominating position where one has total or a large share of control over an industry, business, enterprise or most often a drug spot.

1)

Chump: Yo look at that Escalade on 22s, that must be the cash money millionaires
Lil Nigga: Nah that's poppi, he runs shit down on 25th son

2)

"You think this is a joke motherfucker? I RUN shit, not you. The game is MINE! (shoots competition in the face)"

by wza August 31, 2005

Shit and Run

To take a shit in a very quick fashion. In and out of the stall in minutes, rarely involving excessive wiping.

I had to leave in the middle of that test for the bathroom, luckily it was a shit and run. I barely missed any time.

by Doctor Gels September 22, 2011

shit 'n' run

When a friend or relative arrives at one's place of residence for the sole purpose of dropping a deuce and leaving.

My brother frequently pulls a shit 'n' run at my house during his lunch break.

by darkkterror December 14, 2008

Shit and run

Taking a dump at work in another department's bathroom and leaving before anyone recognizes you.

I'm currently on the toilet in step 1 of a shit and run.

by OhNoOhYeah March 3, 2017