Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.

Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin

by ms17686 February 11, 2012

twat licking shit fuck

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.

Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017

shit balls dick lick

When a person wipes their ass from their back all the way to the end of their penis and then gets a blow job.

Holy shit balls dick lick your cock taste like poo.

by sheet metal man February 25, 2010

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

by SerbShooter November 19, 2007

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005