same as shit, only slangified
good to use in company emails that scan for profanity; can also be used with prefix bull-
good to use in company emails that scan for profanity; can also be used with prefix bull-
by UnconciousObserver September 15, 2003
Noun.
Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.
Verb: Shisted
Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.
Verb: Shisted
Sarah: Oh god what was that noise? Did Lily poo on you?
Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted!
After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.
Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted!
After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.
by 24gears July 02, 2014
by Spify Dragon August 06, 2011
Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.
by encyclopedia of sex October 07, 2005
Not mispelled. Just another way to spell shit. Im most chat rooms and crap, it doesnt get blocked out. Also, you can say it in school with out getting into trouble for it. Similar to shitaki on rye
by Tommy Gunn January 24, 2004
Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.
by Clammy MacDougal June 11, 2003
I have to file that? You're a Shiste.
Haha you have to file that I shisted you
Ima shiste Mrs. Field next period with 12 missing assignments 1 hour before
School ends on the last day of school
Haha you have to file that I shisted you
Ima shiste Mrs. Field next period with 12 missing assignments 1 hour before
School ends on the last day of school
by 406 mugsta October 27, 2015