shitism

The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.

"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen

by Henry Taylor December 12, 2006

Shinism

An extreme devotion to your mom, your cats, and browsing Facebook all day long.

"Dude, I truly can't talk to you right now. I'm on Facebook looking at cat pics while talking to my mom in "Asian". All about the Shinism.

by Kheat77 June 11, 2018

Shapism

To exclude or judge something because of its shape or something it's associated with.

"I don't like triangles because they look weird and are used by the Illuminati."

"That's shapism."

by Finn O'Brien December 4, 2017

Shitism

An induced delusional state of mind where magic words and phrases, like "Great Deal Soon," "FANTASTIC!" "tremendous," "MOAR Tarrifs," elicit a desired effect, leading to zombism and constipation. There is no know cure.

The stock market under Trump is full of so much shitism that sunshine isn't even blowing out his ass!

by CABG Patch March 1, 2019

Shibism

The woship of shibes, which came from the dog breed, shiba inus. All shibes should be treated equally, as should other people. The leader of the shibes, Kabosus, is the shibe of bork. Along the shibes, there are the cates, or cattos, which are lead by Grumpus, cate (or catto) of uncare, power,and anger.

There are two sides of the religon of shibism,
the habuissaens (shibal shibists)
and the servicataens (catten shibists)
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The shibists have formed a working government (empire of shibes), currency (dogecoin), and space program known as DOGE: To The Moon
Below is a gif of the first shibe to the moon

I am a habuissaen shibist, following the beliefs of shibism, and worshiping Kabosus and his fellow shibes.

by Empire of Shibes October 23, 2019

Shiism

Created by Jack Kelly. Used as a substitute for “should”

“You shiism give me a hand job”

by Baxter26 December 22, 2022

shipisscum

When a man defecates, urinates, and orgasms all at once.

I was watching porn on the toilet yesterday. It was so intense that I had a shipisscum.

by DaPattySmasha February 5, 2025